I thought Betty was dead

I came into the room to be greeted with the sight of Betty's back legs sticking out from under a chair, she was motionless, I went rushing over, thinking the worst, but luckily it was Betty deciding to sleep in a really odd position, thank goodness, she was fast asleep, but alive!

A strange way to sleep

Bob has decided that he once again doesn't want to follow the behaviour plan set for him by the leading cat behaviourists in the country and is once again peeing anywhere and ever where. I am tired of cleaning up cat urine, but I can never stay cross at him, he only has to show me his gorgeous face and I can forgive him anything.

How could I stay mad at this face?